Question 1

I will allow you to design a tattoo for my skin. This is a great honor, as I am sure you know. Will you pay me for the honor to design this piece for me?"

Accepted Answer

Fuck You. Pay Me.

Question 2

Why did I just find out that you are staying right down the street and I have yet to see you?

Accepted Answer

I am a bit of an introvert and have social anxiety. I also assume you have better things to do with your time than hang out with the likes of me.

Question 3

Can I eat it?

Accepted Answer

Certainly!

Question 4

I heard you don't like Italian Beef Sandwiches, are you a fucking Trump supporter/sympathizer?""

Accepted Answer

I don't know how this rumor got started. I'm totally cool with Italian Beefs... Trump on the otherhand, not so much.

Question 5

How are you feeling today?

Accepted Answer

Question 6

Why is art?

Accepted Answer

Is it really though?

Question 7

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Accepted Answer

I'd like to think so, yes.

Question 8

When you look at people that you would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what you'd love to see your career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, would it be, like, Bowie?"

Accepted Answer

Nope. Nothing like Bowie.

Question 9

I drank what?

Accepted Answer

Question 10

Which sculpter do you think would make the best Subway Sandwich Artist?

Accepted Answer

Gian Lorenzo Bernini would make a mean BMT.

Question 11

Are you even can't not paint items aside from but not limited to death?

Accepted Answer

Question 12

Who’s on first?

Accepted Answer

That is correct. Who's on first.

Question 13

How do I get to your website?

Accepted Answer

I'm not sure. Ask Jeeves or something.

Question 14

How do I know if I like your stuff?

Accepted Answer

You don't. How could you?

Question 15

I am Prince from Zamunda. I have recently acquired $27,000,000.00. I would like to share with you. Can I have your bank account information?"

Accepted Answer

Sure thing. Let's take this to private email prince.

Question 16

How tall is the Sears Tower, true or false?"

Accepted Answer

False.