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  • I will allow you to design a tattoo for my skin. This is a great honor, as I am sure you know. Will you pay me for the honor to design this piece for me?"
    Fuck You. Pay Me.
  • Why did I just find out that you are staying right down the street and I have yet to see you?
    I am a bit of an introvert and have social anxiety. I also assume you have better things to do with your time than hang out with the likes of me.
  • Can I eat it?
  • I heard you don't like Italian Beef Sandwiches, are you a fucking Trump supporter/sympathizer?""
    I don't know how this rumor got started. I'm totally cool with Italian Beefs... Trump on the otherhand, not so much.
  • How are you feeling today?
  • Why is art?
    Is it really though?
  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    I'd like to think so, yes.
  • When you look at people that you would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what you'd love to see your career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, would it be, like, Bowie?"
    Nope. Nothing like Bowie.
  • I drank what?
  • Which sculpter do you think would make the best Subway Sandwich Artist?
    Gian Lorenzo Bernini would make a mean BMT.
  • Are you even can't not paint items aside from but not limited to death?
  • Who’s on first?
    That is correct. Who's on first.
  • How do I get to your website?
    I'm not sure. Ask Jeeves or something.
  • How do I know if I like your stuff?
    You don't. How could you?
  • I am Prince from Zamunda. I have recently acquired $27,000,000.00. I would like to share with you. Can I have your bank account information?"
    Sure thing. Let's take this to private email prince.
  • How tall is the Sears Tower, true or false?"
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