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I will allow you to design a tattoo for my skin. This is a great honor, as I am sure you know. Will you pay me for the honor to design this piece for me?"Fuck You. Pay Me.
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Why did I just find out that you are staying right down the street and I have yet to see you?I am a bit of an introvert and have social anxiety. I also assume you have better things to do with your time than hang out with the likes of me.
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Can I eat it?Certainly!
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I heard you don't like Italian Beef Sandwiches, are you a fucking Trump supporter/sympathizer?""I don't know how this rumor got started. I'm totally cool with Italian Beefs... Trump on the otherhand, not so much.
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How are you feeling today?
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Why is art?Is it really though?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?I'd like to think so, yes.
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When you look at people that you would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what you'd love to see your career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, would it be, like, Bowie?"Nope. Nothing like Bowie.
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I drank what?
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Which sculpter do you think would make the best Subway Sandwich Artist?Gian Lorenzo Bernini would make a mean BMT.
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Are you even can't not paint items aside from but not limited to death?
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Who’s on first?That is correct. Who's on first.
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How do I get to your website?I'm not sure. Ask Jeeves or something.
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How do I know if I like your stuff?You don't. How could you?
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I am Prince from Zamunda. I have recently acquired $27,000,000.00. I would like to share with you. Can I have your bank account information?"Sure thing. Let's take this to private email prince.
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How tall is the Sears Tower, true or false?"False.
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